An “elephant eyelash” is a hard-on. I like to make my own pantheon of slang. Isn’t having a hard-on kind of vulnerable? It’s an anticipation. You’re always anticipating that things are gonna be cool in a minute. “I’m gonna stick my dick in a vagina in a minute, and everything is gonna be cool.” But you’re just standing there with a hard-on.
Audio: Holy Other – Held (Tim Hecker Remix)
LIFE – On the Stump: Classic Photos From the Campaign Trail
Pictured: John F. Kennedy gives a speech while standing on a kitchen chair in Logan County, West Virginia, 1960.
inothernews: This was Mitt Romney’s official portrait from when he was governor of Massachusetts. (via)
“Please proceed, governor” is the new “Fuck you.”
terrysdiary: Jason Schwartzman at my studio #8
Biden did absolutely roll his eyes, snort, laugh derisively and throw his hands up in the air whenever Ryan trotted out his little beady-eyed BS-isms. But he should have! He was absolutely right to be doing it. We all should be doing it. That includes all of us in the media, and not just paid obnoxious-opinion-merchants like me, but so-called “objective” news reporters as well. We should all be rolling our eyes, and scoffing and saying, “Come back when you’re serious.”
The Governor of Alaska is so dumb, she thinks soy milk is Spanish for ‘I am milk.’
My t-shirt sales data analysis has revealed that Casiotone for the Painfully Alone fans are statistically smaller than Advance Base fans.
The Ohio University’s marching band do Gangnam Style.